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He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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