she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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