the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
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New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
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I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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