It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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