stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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