Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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