Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
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just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
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For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
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