Porn is love you can see.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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