I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
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I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
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Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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