Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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