I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
i think i scared a bird with my dick
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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