i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
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All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
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seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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