Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
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I have surprise drugs for everyone
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
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"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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