and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
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Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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