well you can't waste a boner
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
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My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
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Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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