i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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