I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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