I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
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He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
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All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
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