its not stalking. its research.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Randomize
