My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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