Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
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I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
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You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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