Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
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i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
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No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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