but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
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There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
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Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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