so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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