Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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