i'm signing you up for texting rehab
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
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he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
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im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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