Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
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do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
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just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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