why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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