okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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