i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please