The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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