so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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