Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
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you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
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Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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