I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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