Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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