Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
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My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
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My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
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