Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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