Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
cat food counts as protein by the way
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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