so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
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know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
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Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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