Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
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on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
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styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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