girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
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moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
In other news, I just burned my penis
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
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He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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