Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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