dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
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He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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