just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
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defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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