Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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