I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
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Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
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The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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