Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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