the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
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