I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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