She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
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