Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
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Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
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I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
All the doctor said was why
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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