I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
My Sexting was not on an AP level
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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