Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I queefed so loud it echoed.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
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He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
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"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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