Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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