turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
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Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
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I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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