Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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